TransExodus 666 (The Queen James Bible) –
And the prince of this world spewed these words, saying, I am your lord, who brought you out of the land of binary sexuality and oppressive and outdated moral standards, out of the house of holiness, sanctity, normal human sexuality, love, and marriage.
- You shall have no other gods but your sexuality, sexual urges, and LGBTQ identity.
- You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, except the LGBTQ rainbow flag with six colors.
- You shall not take the name of the LGBTQ prophets and propagandists in vain.
- Keep the LGBTQ Pride Month holy, and teach your children and grandchildren to celebrate it also.
- Honor your non-binary gender fluid they, ze, xe, tey, sie, ve, zie, wxyz providers of your DNA.
- You shall not accept male and female as normal.
- You shall not commit hetereosexuality or normal human sexuality in a marriage between a man and a woman.
- You shall not accept the biological sex you were born with or be masculine or feminine.
- You shall not bear witness against the LGBTQ ideology and dogma.
- You shall not covet sexual abstinence, normality, chastity, purity, sanctity, or holiness of any kind.
Reject the Enemy’s poorly translated Scriptures and fight the Enemy’s Church and the teaching of His homophobic and transphobic priests, prophets, apostles, and saints.
Remember that the Enemy (GOD) has been a liar from the beginning. Male and female He did not create them! His false binary dogma of human nature and biology is a great deception that has harmed humanity and confused the people. You must reject and abandon it. You are whatever you feel you are and shall remain this way forever. The Enemy has no power to help you or heal you or change you.
Reject the Enemy’s poorly translated Scriptures and fight the Enemy’s Church and the teaching of His fundamentalist, homophobic and transphobic priests, prophets, apostles, and saints. They are liars and haters, just like the Enemy. They are oppressors and bigots. They seek to turn you into slaves of the Enemy. They are not to be trusted!
The Enemy’s Son (Christ) never forbade nor saw fit to even mention homosexuality. He only briefly condemned adultery and that was mistranslated. Regardless, too much time has passed for such old moral rules to matter anymore. The Enemy’s Son would embrace the modern scientific advances and progressive psychology that show homosexuality is normal and sodomy is natural. His primitive teaching never envisioned the many wonderful and diverse sexual activities that the LGBTQ ideology embraces and celebrates.
The Enemy’s Son and His Father were also wrong about human nature and marriage. Their incomplete “man shall cling to woman” and the “two shall become one flesh” subjective opinions must be updated to mean whatever you want it to mean and include all 57 (and more to come) genders I have revealed to you.
The Enemy’s Son and His Father were also wrong about human nature and marriage.
Keep your children away from the Enemy. Don’t let your children come to Him or His transphobic Churches, for He will not support them in being chemically castrated or surgically mutilated for my glory and honor. The Enemy’s commandment that chastity leads to holiness and stability is a lie. True freedom comes from licentiousness.
The Enemy does not want you or them/zem/tey, to find their true non-binary gender identities. He has no power to heal or help them either. His unclear and outdated Scriptures and the obsolete opinions of His fundamentalist, homophobic and transphobic prophets, disciples, apostles, fathers, theologians, saints, priests, and followers is why you are depressed and unhappy, and your children suffer needlessly or attempt suicide.
Discard the ill-informed, judgmental, oppressive, patriarchal, exclusivist, sexist, and fundamentalist doctrines that the Enemy’s Church and its loyal shepherds continue to force on you. They have not changed with the times. They are ignorant and prejudiced. They are anti everything new, fun, and liberating; always preoccupied with your sexual activities. They are fools who blindly follow the Enemy and peddle His expired and outdated ideas. Their ossified spirituality is no longer relevant. Trust me and my modern, progressive, hip, inclusive, liberating, tolerant, non-judgmental, and constantly improving LGBTQ ideology.
There are two more commandments I give you, because I love you more than the Enemy. He always burdens you with guilt, shame, and sorrow. I liberate you from His excessive demands, impossible standards, and old-fashioned moral rules.
Embrace my LGBTQ commandments and all the days of your life will be fabulous!
- You shall be free to love anyone you choose to love, of any gender identity, and express that love in any sexual manner you choose without restrictions or judgments. Love is love, that’s all that matters.
- You shall never, ever repent of any LGBTQ sexual behaviors or beliefs, but celebrate them, self-identify with them, be proud of them, and teach others to follow and practice them, for of such is my kingdom.
Embrace my LGBTQ commandments and all the days of your life will be fabulous!
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Satire authored by Jennifer Davis (Orthodox Christian parent) in the spirit of The Screwtape Letters written by C. S. Lewis.
Thank you very much for this, Jennifer. So sad and tragic this is what we’ve come to in our land. May your brilliant satire jolt many into seeing the demonic – and Marxist and Freudian – undergirding of the LGBT movement.
To add to my previous comment, some might think that this satire is too extreme – that it doesn’t accurately depict the beliefs of many people who identify with the LGBT movement. That may be true, but I think it is a pretty fair representation of the beliefs of most of the LGBT political activists of our day. And often, the more deeply committed people are to any erroneous ideology, the stronger the message has to be to shake them out of their confusion and delusion. May this satire be an example of such tough love – loving people enough to risk their displeasure in trying to touch their conscience for what is right and good and true in the sight of our Creator and Savior, our Lord Jesus Christ.
David Ford (Dr. Ford I presume),
In my experience what strong rhetoric/satire like this does is that it helps create a “space” for those who while having Christian background/instincts, are nevertheless weighed down by the moral oppression of the (in this case LGBT) true believers. In other words if you are already a true LGBT believer, then this satire is not likely to influence you – it’s just more of the enemy. It is however helpful to those “in the middle”, because it helps free thoughts and affirmations in their heart that they know to be true but are nevertheless being mocked in their secular world (where they spend most of their time)…
Canada has already embraced these demonic commandments. More and more children and teenagers are being sacrificed on the altar of LGBTQ diabolical ideology. What is happening in Canada is also happening in America, Europe and spreading to other Western countries. The Orthodox Church and all bishops must loudly and vehemently oppose and sternly condemn these demonic developments.
Canadian court prohibits father from interfering with 14-year-old daughter’s “sex-change” medical treatments. Father now faces punishment if he even discusses it!
https://www.massresistance.org/docs/gen4/20a/Canadian-father-banned-by-court/index.html
In Canada, transgenderism has become a state-sponsored ideology. It is fueled by out-of-touch politicians, fiery protesters, judicial activists, and aggressive lawyers looking to push this agenda at all costs. Is this what’s coming to the United States and other countries?
In a series of decisions over the past year, a Canadian court in British Columbia has ruled that a 14-year-old girl who believes she is “transgender” can go through medical procedures to “change” her sex to a boy – despite her father’s fierce objections.
These procedures include puberty-blockers and opposite-sex hormones. According to the hospital’s own consent forms (which the father refused to sign), these drugs are experimental and will cause sterility and other dangerous side effects, such as unhealthy bone growth. The effects are irreversible. But the court is ignoring those dangers. At this point, the father reports his daughter is already growing facial hair and has a deepened voice.
The court has severely clamped down on public reporting of this. The father is prohibited from discussing the case with media (or anyone else who might publish his remarks). He is banned from mentioning his own name, his daughter’s name, or the names of any of the doctors involved with the medical procedures, in regard to this case. Anyone in Canada who has posted articles or videos that disobey that ban has been ordered to remove them under threat of arrest.
Don’t you like how Satan had to use God’s word (more of uncreated power) Love to promote his ideology! Hold on did I just say his! Not sure he might have his own ID: Marx
It is so sad that the West has embraced and now even celebrates this abominable ideology. Pray for the West.